Everyone has WiFi, and the need for clever WiFi names has reached an all time high. Homes, schools, businesses, you name it. WiFi has become an essential part of our lives with more and more information being available through digital means. We even game and watch our television through high speed internet services. Phones, computers, and smart TV’s all need WiFi, you can’t escape it. ISPs are usually set with generic names like Netgear74 or ATT1650 when it is initially set up in our homes. A lot of people will get creative with the password but not necessarily with their WiFi’s name…others take it to the extreme. If you are in need of a catchy, memorable name – here are 100 of the most clever WiFi names you can try on for yourself.
Pop Culture Reference
Everyone loves something they can relate to for a quick laugh and there is no easier way then by referencing something from pop culture. Whether it is from TV, music and film or a meme here are some to get you started. A lot of these appeared on Pinterest’s list 1000+ Ideas About Funny WiFi Names.
- This Lan is My Lan, This Lan is Your Lan
- The Banana Stand
- No Wifi For You
- Lansanity
- Skynet
- Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wifi
- Girls Gone Wireless
- WuTangLan
- Drop It Like It’s HotSpot
- Winternet Is Coming
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
- 2Girls1Dorm
- RIP Harambe
- Ermahgerd Wer Fer
- LanDownUnder
- Dunder-Mifflin
- Bluth Company
- Parks and Recreation WiFi
- This Is SPARTAAA!!!
- You Must Purify Yourself In Lake Minnetonka For The Password
- Pretty WiFi For A White Guy
- I’mRickJamesB!tch
- WiFi In The USA
- I Got 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t 1
- Rhianna’s Navy
- BeyHive
- GucciLouisPrada
- JumpmanJumpmanJumpman
- NotMyPresident
- MakeAmericaGreatWithFreeWiFiAgain
- That’s HotSpot
- The Real World: WiFi
Geeking Out
Don’t be afraid to fly your geek flag with pride. Star Trek, Star Wars, comics or cheeky math references are welcome.
- Jabba the Hut’s Lair
- 1UP Mushroom
- DungeonMaster
- The Notorious R.P.G.
- Andromeda
- Sputnik
- One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For WiFi
- Krypton
- Triangulate
- Starship Enterprise
- Millennium Falcon
- Stargate
- Sanctum Sanctorum
- Fortress of Solitude
- The Legion of Doom
- TARDIS
- Zelda A Linksys To The Past
- Notthedroidsyouarelookingfor
- Hogwarts Great Hall WiFi
- Slitheren
- Optimus Prime
- LANdo Calrissian
- If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta we could become 1
- Sweet as 3.14
- Keep It On The Download
- Bowser’s Castle
- One Does Not Simpy Use WiFi
- Hall of Justice
- You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
- And I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside
- The Deathstar WiFi
Getting Frisky
If you have lived in an apartment building then you know you get used to hearing other people’s “noise” and as a single person if you aren’t getting any, you might formulate an opinion on your lack of action and start hating your neighbors. Or, if you are the culprit, you may even apologize. Maybe you just appreciate anyone getting a good romp.
- Unprotected CeX
- Icanhearyouhavingsex
- We’re sorry you can hear us having sex
- It Hurts When IP
- 3rd Floor Ping Router
- Yell READY for password
- Vajayjay
- It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes for the password
- Romp House
- Free CeX
- Bring Women and Beer to 40.2
- (.)(.) Boobies!
- For Mature Audiences Only
The Feuding WiFi
You may not like your neighbors. If you live in a building complex you might not even know all of them by name or face but you know their WiFi name. Some neighborly feuds are hidden in messages and it can get downright mean as highlighted in Buzzfeed’s article 29 Most Passive Aggressive WiFi Network Names. Some of these are flat-out hilarious.
- You’re All Noobs!
- At least I get laid loser
- My Own Damn Internet
- InternetCosts$
- You’re music is annoying…to which they got the reply
- Your Grammar Is Annoying
- Please no more grindcore at 3am
- Close your blinds dude!
- Shut your dogs up!!
- Getyourownnetbro
- Go Home Tourists
- NoFreeInternetHereKeepLooking
Creepy 10
Some people just want to watch the world burn by adding a layer of creepiness, leaving their friends, neighbors and strangers questioning everything. Others are just people watching homebodies trying to help you out. Some of these were featured in Dorkly.com’s article called These 40 WiFi Names Are Better Than Yours.
- I’ve Seen You Naked
- Icanseeyourightnow
- Don’t look under the bed
- I killed your cat
- Your wife cheats on you when you go to work
- Your daughter sneaks in her boyfriends
- I watch you guys all night
- I Spy With WiFi
- ImUnderYourBed
- REDRUM
There we have it, 100 WiFi names that you can try on for yourself to make your network standout. Whether you care to share the password or not, it is sure to leave WiFi hunters with a laugh and you might end up on one of the lists we mentioned. People are always sharing the interesting and original network names that they come across on the web. Show off your naughty or nerdy sense of humor. Connect with strangers by highlighting things in the news or pop culture. Leave a message for those pesky, noisy, annoying neighbors that you have much disdain for. Confess your love through a secret message even. The possibilities are endless and totally up to you so stop using those generic names that your ISP sets up for you, you’re just being lazy. With a list this long there a no excuses anymore so get out there and leave your mark on the world one WiFi name at a time.
Since we are on the topic of WiFi, check out some of these articles on our site to help you optimize your web experience, especially on mobile device. Read Tips to Avoid Exceeding Your Mobile Data Quota for suggestions on how to keep your bill low each month. For more information about data check out Do Apps Use Data?, this is an important topic for many who want to stay on budget and avoid hidden charges. Lastly, with so much time on our devices, educated yourself about extended exposure to your phone in the article How Cell Phone Light Affects Your Brain and Body.
