Do you enjoy reading your friends’ Facebook status updates? There might be one particular person in your network that always posts the one that makes you laugh out loud.
Maybe there’s another whose status updates warm your heart or inspire you. When you want to return the favor, or if you just like reading funny, witty statuses people post, you will like our list of 100 Best Attitude, Romantic & Friendship Status updates. Use one as your own and see how many “likes” you get on it.
The list is divided into sections according to updates on Attitude, Friendship, and those that are just plain Romantic, with 33 entries in each section. Within each section, they are posted in alphabetical order. That way it is easy to come back and find one again later, as long as you remember the first word of it.
Best Attitude Status
- “Good morning” is an oxymoron.
- Be kind to the unkind. They need it the most.
- Borrow money from a pessimist. He doesn’t expect it back.
- Breakdowns can become breakthroughs.
- Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life.
- Early morning cheerfulness is rarely welcome.
- Failure is temporary. Giving up is permanent.
- Funny how people get offended when you treat them the way they treat you.
- I admit to not understanding the law of averages, but you’d think that in 20 years of marriage I’d be right once.
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
- I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday!
- I’m making some changes in my life, so please leave a comment on my timeline; if you don’t hear back, you might be one of the changes.
- If I had a dime for every time I got suspicious, I’d wonder who was paying me and why.
- If someone says you have ADHD, just don’t pay attention.
- I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Just remember, someone is happy with far less than you have.
- Life is like driving a car. If you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you may crash.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices; you’re one of them.
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- Raiding the fridge for a little peace of mind.
- Remember that half the people you know are below average in something.
- Someone needs a Happy Meal!
- Success if falling down 9 times and getting up 10.
- The only person you can believe when they say “I love you” is your mom.
- The person you love is more than half water.
- Trust is a small word with big ideas.
- Want a friend? Be a friend.
- What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
- What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.
- When someone hurts you and you cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.
- When the past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.
- Words can only hurt you if you try to read them.
- Your attitude is not my problem.
Best Friendship Status
- A best friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.
- A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
- A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
- A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today.
- A friend sees the truth and pain in you even when you manage to fool everyone else.
- A good friend knows all your best stories; a best friend has lived them with you.
- A good friend never tires of your drama.
- A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
- A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
- A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be falling.
- A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
- Best friend: It’s not a label, it’s a promise.
- Friends are connected heart to heart; distance and time cannot break them apart.
- Friends are God’s way of apologizing for family.
- Friends are our chosen family.
- Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
- Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow
- Friendship is born in that moment when one person says to another, “What, you too? I thought I was the only one!”
- Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Good friends share the umbrella. Best friends steal it and yell, “RUN, LOSER, RUN!”
- I don’t have an attitude. I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
- Please, God, if You can’t make me thin, make my friends fat!!!
- Post this in your status if you have the greatest best friend in the world!
- Sisters at heart and partners in crime.
- Sometimes friends can let you down, but more often they are the only reason you’re still standing.
- That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
- The most valuable antique is an old friend.
- True friends are the greatest of all blessings.
- True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
- True friendship is like good health: You don’t know what it’s worth until you lose it.
- True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
- Yard sailing with my BFF!
- You may be my best friend, but I’m still gonna laugh when you fall over!
Best Romantic Status
- A heart that loves is forever young.
- All that matters when I wake up in the morning is that she’s there beside me.
- Beauty may capture the attention, but character holds the heart.
- Don’t promise me the moon and stars; promise always to be with me under them.
- Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
- Every moment I spend with you is like a dream come true.
- Every moment shared with someone we love creates an unforgettable memory.
- Falling in love is only half of what I want; staying in love is the best part.
- Her smile is more beautiful than the stars.
- I even breathe better when he’s in the room.
- I never worry what the future holds so long as you hold my hand.
- I want to be your best hello and your hardest goodbye.
- If I had a flower for every time you make me smile, I’d have a forever garden.
- If I know what love is, it is because of you.
- I’m so in love that all sense has left me.
- It hurts to have someone in your heart that you cannot have in your arms.
- It`s funny how a person who was once just a stranger suddenly mean the world to you.
- Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear drop.
- Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight of recognition.
- Married and still just as in love as I was when we were falling in love and it makes all of our other friends sick.
- Married with cats and I’m pretty sure we love them as much as people love their kids.
- Married with dogs and I’m pretty sure we love them as much as people love their kids.
- My pupils literally turn into hearts when I see you.
- Never let the one you love feel alone, especially when you’re there.
- Someone who doesn’t love you at your worst doesn’t deserve you at your best.
- Sometimes its better to put love into hugs than to put it into words.
- The shattering of a heart is the loudest silence never heard.
- The spaces between your fingers are supposed to be filled with mine.
- The world is a scary place but somehow in your arms, it doesn’t feel so bad.
- Today I caught myself smiling for no reason, and then I realized I was thinking about you.
- True love doesn’t have a happy ending; true love never ends.
- Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
- You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
Drum Roll, Please
As you might know, 100 does not divide evenly by 3. One section of the three is going to get more attention that the other two. Not wanting to show favorites between the three categories, I decided it best to ask for opinions from people who could not possibly be accused by Attitude, Friendship, or Romantic as being biased toward one at the detriment of the other two.
In the end, it was Attitude that got the extra status update. I was a little disappointed in the result, truth be told. I had high hopes for love and friendship to win out over attitude, and if it is to be attitude, for the people around me to be the kind of people that would choose an uplifting attitude of perseverance or aspiration, not one praising material goods or success.
Alas, it was not to be. The final entry in our 100 Best Attitude, Romantic & Friendship Status updates, voted the absolute best by those I polled (and considered so good by one young man that he took straight to Facebook to post it), is:
I want my dying words to be, “I left a million dollars in the . . . “
